The Dick Company presents the Medium Fella, our signature 2-in-1 packer. Under the John Smith Line, Medium Fella is our innovative take on the community's classic pants-buldgers. Nice guy, mild-mannered, not particularly religious so he kept his skin on this time. Medium Fella is always a reassuring weight in your pants, but just polite enough not to draw attention.

 

This handcrafted piece has been sculpted to exquisite detail, bought to life by three layers of skin made of 100% platinum silicone.

 

But that’s not all, here at the Dick Company, the pocket of our cargo shorts is always filled with receipts and gum wrappers so carrying is such a hassle. We’ve done away with redundancy and moulded a pleasure sleeve right into every packer, so there is just one less thing to pack for your vacation at home.

 

Afterall, the end of the world shouldn't be the only thing coming in 2020.

3 Inches Uncut | John Smith Packer

$52.00Price
    • 3 Inches from Tip to Base
    • 3D scrotum with movable testicles
    • Enforced tab for easy adherence
    • Made from 100% platinum silicone
    • Multiple layered silicone for the closest skin feel
    • Moulded-in, complimentary pleasure sleeve
    • Tested on humans, not animals